Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a short southern border wall

Trumpty Dumpty had a really bad mood billionaire fall

And all of America’s mad king’s military brass

And all of america’s mad king’s backdated spin

Couldn’t put the flaming mass back together again.

So he went to the magic mirror in his trumpery tower

Beholding the gaze of himself before a much needed shower

And then Dumpty sat on the loo, angry downhearted and bitter

And with a short stubby finger or two tapped out his screens

Called Twitter: “You’re fired! … all you deplorable morons and queens.”